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Name: Tiffy
Country: United Kingdom
Birthday: 4/1/1953
Gender: Female


Interests: Talking, laughing, pulling pints and collecting brass door knockers
Occupation: Supervisory
Industry: Hospitality


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Member Since: 10/5/2003

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Saturday, July 10, 2004

You part the sea in a ship
To let the people home,
To let you, the viewer decide
That all roads lead to Rome.

You know a song Elvis sung
You know how to switch the computer on
You know the speed of light
The French for good is "bon"

Your head is full of such info
They stick inside your head
Facts about living matter
Much of it long dead.

You know Jesus died on a cross,
That the letter d follows c,
That George Bush is a President
The Titanic was lost at sea.

I know how to change a barrel
What act I've booked for next week,
How many bats hide in my outhouse
That Earth was never inherited by the meek.

Info inside my mind won't go away
And I suppose if it did I would cry
As I did about my mother
Years before she finally died.

She forgot a lot of things,
Like how to spell yellow or blue.
Soon she was in a hospital bed
Saying to me "who are you?"

She did not know about Moses
Those brain cells were not there,
She did not know about Jesus
Or how to climb a stair.

Soon she just lay there
Looking aimlessly and dumb
And I was beginning to get bored
At visiting my dear old Mum.

One day they phoned up my pub
Told me mother had passed away
I felt she had died years before
And felt nothing much that day.

I hope where-ever she is now
She has regained her brain
And that she remembers where Rome is
Once again.

Oh if ever I lose my mind
Let no-one visit my silent bed
For I will be no longer with the world
When I am near brain-dead.

I cry now when I think of you
And grow so very numb,
I never told you how much I loved you
My lovely Mum.

Now I stand by a plaque
Up in a cold windy crem.
And I can't even think of a rhyme
To give this poem a clever end.

Thank you Mother for all you gave
I love you, I really do,
Can I say anything else standing here
But God bless you.

I change the flowers in the pot
I feel so cold inside
I hope to see you again
When I too have died.

Thank you mother for everything
The sun, the sea, the sky.
I cannot say anything else now
For I am about to cry.

Goodbye Mother, goodbye.

---
Tiffy Witherington.
 
NO COMMENTS. Want to also put this poem on LP's site and perhaps close this blog for now. Anyone know if Xanga will let me move this premium site to the LP one?


Friday, May 28, 2004


Early in the afternoon, in a day of,
oh, let's call it July shall we? A
man stood by the edge of a cliff

and he watched the waves smack
onto the rocks below. The man
was softly crying, and any passer-by

would have raised the alarm fearing
that the man was about to haul
himself off to the lemonade gas and

the yellow tie the man wore consisted
of mouths, each one open, each one
talking without any ears to listen. The

man sat down, his body parting king-
cups, two cornflowers and a dog-daisy,
and everywhere around the man softly

crying was the noises of laughter and
love and memories of other days, even
though the man was silent except he was

softly crying, and yet no one else
was within shouting distance as the
surf-powder sky drank itself very

silly.

---
Tiffy Witherington.
 
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This is to give you something to read, I'll read your blogs as soon as my computer is fixed.


Sunday, May 09, 2004

A piece of chicken for me,

An egg for you.

 

You like them young,

You are always saying so.

 

----

Tiffy Witherington.

(to those who asked, this had nothing to do with child molesting, he's just another of these middle-age men who gorp at younger women, and then when told that a certain girl is too young for him, says "I like them young!")


Saturday, May 01, 2004

Dog Boy
________

They had always treated him like he was a dog,
Him, their only son;
And now he is slowly
Turning into one.

For hours he'll scratch and pant
And he'll sleep all afternoon,
And when they let him out at night,
He'll howl at the moon.

They took the poor boy away in the end,
Locked him up in a secure home,
I like to think it as some kennels,
And he's now chewing at a bone.

Poor boy, he was always a dog to them,
As he crawled around on all fours.
Always naked and so filthy
And messing upon the floor.

---
Tiffy Witherington.


Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Chocoholic
_________

I can't stop eating chocolate,
All those scrumptious bars,
All those Kit-Kats and Bounties,
Turkish Delights and Mars.

All Those Terry's Old Gold...
(But you're getting the picture by now);
No wonder I have become another
Big fat greedy cow!

I can't stop eating chocolate,
Or walk past a confectionery shop,
I need to see a hypnotist
That's the only way I'll ever stop!

Go on a diet? I've missed the bus!
(And I'm getting too fat for my car),
I must stop eating all this chocolate
As soon as I've eaten this Cadbury's Bar!

---
Tiffy Witherington.



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